now at elderbrah

mentalbravery:

In Massachusetts, we don’t say ‘I love you’.
We say, “IF YOU’RE GOING TO DRIVE LIKE YOU’RE EIGHTY YEARS OLD THEN GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!”
And if that’s not the most heartwarming thing you’ve ever heard then you can just GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FAST LANE BECAUSE YOU’RE MOVING ABOUT 100 MILES TOO SLOW FOR ME BUDDY

(via eli-ssabeth)